E-RFD: "Survivor - Eastern Oregon Style"
Due to the popularity of "Survivor" and the spate of copycat reality TV shows, Eastern Oregon has plans to do its own show, tentatively titled "Survivor - Eastern
Contestants will begin the event in Pendleton and travel first to Heppner, Condon and Madras. From there they will proceed on to Prineville, Redmond and Bend. Then they will turn east to Burns, north to John Day and over to Baker City through Sumpter. From Baker City they will proceed to La Grande, Elgin and through Weston on their final leg back to Pendleton.
Each contestant will be driving a pink Volvo with California license plates and a large roof banner reading:
"I'm a Progressive vegetarian. Beef and Beer are harmful to your health. Republicans suck. Obama in 2012. Deer hunting is murder and I'm here to confiscate your guns and Bibles."
The first one who makes it back to Pendleton alive, wins!
(Thanks to KB7SYY)